December 2010
Haleigh: Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be... →
haleigh:
^You are one dumb bitch if this is who you think you should model your life after. Lets make some corrections to this list.
Lady Gaga taught to not to wear meat in public. Ke$ha taught me that if she can get a record deal then there is hope for us all. Bruno Mars taught me not to do cocaine…
you are the smell before rain
you are the blood in my veins
Two hot men can’t get married in America, but Hugh Hefner can marry a child.
– Bluntcard on Facebook (via lickystickypickyme)
I’m up in the woods
I’m down on my mind
I’m building a still
To slow down the time
You can use the J and K keys to scroll up and...
hennnypotter:
J K ROLLING.
mind blown
sunshineinalovelyafternoon-deac asked: hi, your beautiful betty
i'd like to see you sometime soon:)
i'd like to see you sometime soon:)
sunshineinalovelyafternoon-deac asked: hi, your beautiful betty
i'd like to see you sometime soon:)
i'd like to see you sometime soon:)
When I was 11
My 6th grade teacher started telling us about John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
Before he could get anywhere in the story I blurted out “what kind of name is Yoko?”, to which his response was “Well, what kind of name is Jennifer?”
10 years later and I’m laughing at his response more now then I did then.
Dress every day like you’re gonna get murdered in those clothes.
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock (via jasminemichele)
COACHELLA
ticket&camping spot paid for!!!!
=] only 4 more months!!!!!!!!!!
daytrotter bon iver.
love.
That awkward moment when you realize she just...
fuckyeahmimimi:
and you were already choosing your kids’ names.
that's what she said...: my saturday night →
4grim:
It’s my best friend’s 21st birthday and she’s 200 miles away. I hope she’s having fun and I hope it’s awesome and I wish I could help buy her shots so that she feels like she needs the greasiest denny’s meal she can get in the afternoon when she finally wakes up tomorrow. But alas, I am here. In…
This was to me =] And two weeks later I’m finally seeing it.
Love you Bam =D
Like 95% of the people I know, I don’t have a visceral (look it up) problem...
– Aaron Sorkin, to Sarah Palin
Coincidentally, I posted something similar from Sorkin (speaking through Sports Night’s Jeremy Goodwin) just yesterday.
(via ericmortensen)